I Haven't Read A Book In Two Years, What Should I Read Next?

I was looking at my analytics the other day, and I was thrilled to see that someone had found me by searching the phrase I Haven't Read A Book In Two Years, What Should I Read Next? Searcher, I hope you found an answer!

Ever since then I was imagining having a conversation with this person over a cup of tea trying to talk them into a stack of my favorite books. Would I send them home with Devotions by Mary Oliver since short approachable poetry might lend a sense of accomplishment or with something that they could immerse themselves in like Stephen King’s 11/22/63? Or maybe something more popular like The Martian by Andy Weir or A Man Called Ove by Frederik Backman would be better.

The possibilities are almost endless. What would you recommend?